inappropriate conversation

did you read the title??

so if you are under 18, back off.

this post is about inappropriate conversation between two medical students that have to be in the ward in thursday night for on call and trying to make it as fun as possible by talking about what-so-called inappropriate. hehe

situation 1

x: i'm horny.
y: u what?
x: did you hear me? im horny. im having my estrogen surge right now.
y: that's not estrogen. that progesterone my dear.
x: ok then...im having my estrogen and progesterone surge. is that ok? or should i add testosterone?
y: haha you are horny. u really are.
x: i told u. hehe

situation 2

y: what are looking at?
x: im trying to appreciate all the beautiful creatures in front of me (while looking at the male nurses)
y: oooooooooooo...
x: i think they are beautiful. i like the hair. i like male nurses. they are gentle. look at them. oh.... beautiful.
y: yup...i agreed.
x: oooo im really2 horny. im izzie steven. haha
y: yeah u are, but i think meredith grey is horny than izzie.
x: ok then...im meredith. u r izzie. and we are two horny doctors. haha
y: we are two horny doctors. *laughing

situation 3

x: why that dr didnt ask us to take the blood?
y: because he dont need us to take blood.
x: i need blood, im craving for blood. oooo give me some blood.
y: ooo go and ask him.
x: huhu im horny and i want blood. so im cristina yang right now.
y: whatever...
x: yes, im cristina yang. positive.

situation 4

y: i think that dr dont like me.
x: ooo come on, he likes u.
y: no, he likes you. i can see it.
x: no, he dont like me.
y: yes, he is.
x: whatever....
y: he's flirting with you.
x: no. he's not flirting with me. and i dont like him.
y: yes he is.
x: haha that's hormone's talking.
y: you know what, that patient that u put the branula. he kept looking at my boobs.
x: he what?
y: he looked at my boobs and he even attempted to touch my boobs.
x: no la....u r hallucinating my dear.
y: no, he used his elbow to touch my boobs.
x: oooo are you sure?
y: yes...im sure.
x: ooo ok. that doctor likes me. he is flirting with me. and that patient, he looked at your boobs and trying to touch your boobs. happy?
y: hehe happy.

situation 5

dr: are u two hungry?
x n y: no. we r not.
dr: if u two hungry, u can get some food in pantry. i brought some cake and coffea. just go and take it if u r hungry.
x n y: ok, thanks dr
........
x: what wrong with this dr?
y: haha donno. trying to be nice to us.
x: this is not good...im horny, and that dr treated us nicely. not a good sign.
........
dr: im making a coffee. u want some.
x: no.
dr: y?
y: no thanks.
dr: if u want, i can make it.
x n y: huhu thanks.
........
x: oooo this is weird.
y: really really weird.

oooo...thats really really inappropriate conversation. but dont misjudge us. we just having fun. staying in the ward full with sick peoples already gave us some headache, and that kind of conversation with some medical jargon, did give us some reason to laugh.

p/s: sitting together, discussing the lab result, and sharing some meds school stupid life story....em i dont think that's flirting.